The Truth About Cyrus Sullivan
Cyrus Sullivan
Top 5 Truths About Cyrus
Cyrus has decided to post a list of
Top 5 Truths to help others learn about who he is. Knowing the truth about Cyrus is key to understanding his greatness, so he has included responses to critics as well.
1. Cyrus Sullivan is Not Normal
Normal is a word far overrated and what weight it has comes entirely from the meaning
of not being normal to some people. Not being normal can make people like Cyrus
difficult if not impossible for the average person to understand. This is primarily
due to a combination of impatience and intellectual shortcomings on the part of
those who seek to understand Cyrus or at the very least have found themselves intrigued
by him. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is Not Normal .
2. Cyrus Sullivan is Smart
When Cyrus Sullivan graduated from college he
told everyone the he “never felt more smarter”, but didn’t realize that some people
lacked the intellect to know that he was joking by using poor grammar on purpose.
As a result some people thought he was dumb despite being a new graduate. That’s
just one example of how Cyrus makes people think he is a bumbling buffoon when in
fact he is anything but. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan
is Smart
3. Cyrus Sullivan Has a Weird Sense of Humor
Cyrus Sullivan finds laughter where some find sorrow, but not with the sorrow itself.
He observes things, things that many might take issue with, realizes that such things
are no big deal, and does as he pleases despite any perceived agitations because
he knows that anyone easily irritated by mundane things is not worth pleasing in
the first place. Learn More: Funny HaHa
4. Cyrus Sullivan is Too Honest for His Own Good
Cyrus Sullivan has a habit of being honest and too honest for his own good. He is
the kind of guy that tells you what is wrong with him whether you want to hear about
it or not. Like how he likes to write about himself in the third person even though
he knows that by saying that you’ll realize that he is typing about himself in the
third person and you won’t take him seriously.. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is Honest
5. Cyrus Sullivan is Kind Hearted
Cyrus Sullivan is always caring and generous to all who deserve the benefits of
his care and generosity. His requirements for kindness may sound steep to some,
but considering the fact that he grants all new people in his life a clean slate
until they dirty it up his standards are not very high. If you meet Cyrus treat
him well or at least with respect and he will always treat you well with respect,
listen to what you have to say, and go out of his way to make your life better if
you deserve it. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is Kind Hearted
Top 6 Misconceptions About Cyrus
Whenever someone starts their own business and that business involves promoting
edgy ideas to the public they will certainly become the subject of malicious
lies. Cyrus Sullivan is no different, so to help
people seperate fact from fiction he has decided to help us compile a
Top 6 List of Misconceptions about him.
1. Cyrus Sullivan Operates "Illegal Businesses"
Cyrus Sullivan knows all too well that barely legal can be worse than most crimes
in the eyes of the public, especially when it comes to commercial ventures that
most people would ban if they could vote on them. He also knows all too well that
the mainstream news media cares more about ratings than the truth and don’t mind
making well dressed, well groomed, well educated, intelligent, and innocent young
men look like “the scum of the earth” as one journalist labeled Cyrus during a part
of his first on camera interview that was lost on the cutting room floor along with
answers to critical questions and any proper legal analysis that may have been recorded.
As a result some people have accused Cyrus’s business of operating illegally in the past. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan Operates an Illegal Business.
2. Cyrus Sullivan is a "Scam Artist"
Cyrus Sullivan caught an internet troll abusing one of his websites by falsely accused
another user of something awful. Sullivan cracked down on that user, informed the
local news media in that user’s area of his actions, and it resulted in a story.
Sometime later the subject of the story started stalking Sullivan online after getting sick of seeing
his Google results dominated by accounts of his deeds. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is a "Scam Artist"
3. Cyrus Sullivan Distributes Malware and Viruses on His Websites
A false rumor created by Cyrus Sullivan’s first stalker and used by others for the
purpose of making users afraid to visit his websites after reading libelous comments.
It all started when someone got mad at Cyrus for not removing a page created by
an anonymous user on one his websites, so the guy started cyberstalking Cyrus by
tracking down pages about him online and spamming comment boards with false information
accusing his sites of distributing malware. All the while sending threats to Cyrus
to the effect of “you’ll be so bogged down dealing with this until you remove my
name from your site”. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan Distributes Malware and Viruses
4. Cyrus Sullivan is a "Felon"
Cyrus Sullivan’s outstanding ability to think outside the box has made law enforcement
wish that the box had been made big enough to still have room for his ideas. As
a result some police became frustrated with Cyrus and tried to bend the box in a
failed attempts to make room for Cyrus’s ideas, but no matter how hard they tried
Cyrus’s ideas ended up falling back outside of the box once attorneys make it clear
that they know more about the law than police do. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is a "Felon"
5. Cyrus Sullivan is an "Extortionist"
Cyrus Sullivan offers to block pages on some of his websites from search engines
for a small fee. Usually his customers are people disputing the validity of user
generated content (UGC) on a website he owns, but even before then people angry
over UGC started posting false statements online accusing him of removing records
for huge sums of money. Those accusations have nothing to do with his new repuation
management system. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is
an "Extortionist"
!New 6. Cyrus Sullivan is Wanted by the Portland Police
After appearing as a guest on Anderson Cooper’s talk show Cyrus Sullivan was targeted
online by a deranged stalker jealous of his success. The true identity of the stalker
is unknown, but whoever it is seems to think it ok to screw with Cyrus by launching
websites and putting out poorly produced You Tube videos. Learn More: Cyrus Sullivan is Wanted in Portland, Oregon